Leaking is good (for us reporters)

LONDON — A Scotland Yard detective has been arrested on suspicion of leaking details about the phone hacking case to the news media, the police said on Friday.

— The New York Times, August 20, 2011

By Agnes Bullster

JOTR Media Specialist

Absolutely unbelievable!

A cop pinched for leaking to the press?

Since when is that illegal?

Well, even if it is technically illegal, so what?

Where will this end?

I mean, cops leaking purloined stuff to reporters is an age-old tradition, whether it is legal or not!

I mean, what the ding-dong are reporters to do for stories if their sources are going to be arrested for spoon-feeding us our news?

Come on!

Life as we journalists know it will end abruptly if our sources get burned in this highly public and terribly punitive manner!

I for one am totally appalled.

So what if it is illegal for cops, prosecutors, judges, and other members of the law enforcement community to divulge information about ongoing cases to the public?

Giving secret information away to the public would be wrong, highly unethical.

But giving the same information to the press, now that is AOK by me.

You see, the public is a raw creature, untrained and insensitive about police matters.

The PUBLIC should not be trusted with secret police information.

But the PRESS, what we generally refer to as the MEDIA — that is a different matter.

We are supremely qualified to act as filters between the cops and the public, making sure that our press accounts of sensitive police matters are properly timed for maximum effect, normally to the benefit of cops and prosecutors.

So what if these leaks always work to help the cops and screw suspects and defendants to the wall?

Screw them, I say.

Anyone who is a suspect or a criminal defendant must be a pretty shady person to begin with, and anyway they are wonderful targets for us reporters.

Bottom line, news about suspects and defendants sells papers!

That is what we are all about!

Ethics-schmethics!

How could the police, who normally give reporters purloined information, actually arrest one of their own for doing what they all do to promote their cases and railroad criminal suspects and defendants?

What cop out there is innocent of leaking?

Hell, if they  arrest one cop for leaking, they’d better toss them all in the slammer.

I mean, who or whom are we kidding here?

They’ve all leaked to us, and we reporters know who they are!

Keep it up, and we’ll leak on you!

Extortion?

You betcha!

Leaks are what keep the system rolling.

Arrest a cop for leaking to reporters?

You might as well arrest the sun for rising in the morning!

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Snakebit!

By Joel Thurtell

I grew up in the boondocks of western Michigan, which lies within the habitat area of the Eastern Massasauga rattlesnake. As a kid, I was fascinated knowing that there lives in my state a venomous snake. Albeit not as big or plentiful as its relatives the timber rattlesnake or Eastern and Western Diamondbacks, or even the wily Sidewinder, somehow the presence of a rattler in our state added to our status. We had a wildlife danger, too, right here in Michigan. Maybe not as awesome a threat as those faced by the tough cowboys out west, but nonetheless a true rattlesnake.

Except that in all my years playing and swimming in and around the Flat River at Lowell, prime Massasauga habitat (you would think), I never once saw a rattler. What a disappointment!

As a reporter for the South Bend Tribune covering Michigan, I would occasionally find a police report of someone who had encountered a Massasauga. By telephone, I once interviewed a woman from her Dowagiac hospital bed, where she was being treated for snakebite after trying to lift a Massasauga away from her lawnmower. For the Detroit Free Press, I wrote about unsavvy visitors to Kensington Metro Park who tried to play with a Massasauga. I learned that people had been bitten at the University of Michigan’s Matthei Botanical Gardens.

I also heard of people who scoffed at the danger. There was a director of Matthei who likened a Massasauga bite to that of a mosquito. Vernie Hiler and the other victims I had met would beg to differ. Vernie nearly died of a Massasauga bite because doctors wouldn’t believe there are venomous snakes in Michigan. I had always wanted to write a story about Vernie Hiler’s Massasauga adventure, but never saw the opportunity. Thanks to a killer named Leonard Tyburski, I got my chance.

After learning that she was having an affair with the boyfriend of their teenage daughter, Leonard Tyburski beat his wife to death and stuffed her corpse into the family’s Sears Coldspot freezer in the basement of their Canton Township, Michigan, house. There, atop custom cuts of meat, Dorothy Tyburski’s body remained for three and a half years until one of her daughters figured out where her mother had disappeared to. “I found mom!” was the title of the Detroit Free Press Magazine story I wrote about the murder and the daughter’s macabre discovery in early 1989.

My editor for the freezer murder story was ace Free Press writer Susan Ager. One day, for some reason I don’t recall, I started talking rattlesnakes to Susan. Susan did not know there are venomous snakes in Michigan. Oh boy! We were off and running. With her encouragement, I started reporting the story that ran in the Free Press magazine on July 23, 1989.

It bugs me that people fail to respect the Massasauga. Likening its bite to a mosquito was disrespectful, all the more so when you consider that drop for drop, the Massausaga’s venom is more potent than that of the Western Diamondback. People who play chicken with Massasaugas, who try to handle them as if they were pets, also are showing disrespect to the snake. Worst of all, though, is the fact that Massasaugas are threatened in terms of habitat. All those highways and buildings have destroyed the places where Massasaugas live and breed.

At least, people should know that Massasaugas do present a danger to humans. I was able to document for my story the deaths of four people attributed to Massasauga bites. After the story ran, I heard of additional Massasauga-related fatalities. If nothing else, the story presents a  caution to hikers and others who venture into the woods — if you see a mottled brown snake, leave it alone!

After the story ran on July 23, 1989 also, I received a letter from a woman who said that her daughter had been bitten by a Massasauga. Remembering my story, she ran into the house and grabbed the magazine off a stack of newspapers and was able to learn what steps to take to get first aid for a snakebite victim.

I never have seen a Massasauga in the wild. A herpetologist once told me, “They are rare, except where they are abundant.” I never found a place where Massasaugas are rare or abundant. For the magazine story, I had to view Massasaugas in captivity.

Massasauga rattlesnakes are amazing creatures, once you learn how they live, and where, and on what they prey. We have made it harder for them to do all of these things, which makes it even more important that we try to understand them.

For these reasons, I’m reprinting the story below, with permission of the Detroit Free Press:

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DETROIT FREE PRESS
Copyright (c) 1989, Detroit Free Press

DATE: Sunday, July 23, 1989                 TAG: 8901300139
SECTION: MAG                                EDITION: METRO FINAL
PAGE: 12  ;                                 LENGTH:  392 lines
ILLUSTRATION: Photo Color MANNY CRISOSTOMO; Map
SOURCE: JOEL THURTELL                                                         *

SNAKEBIT!

VERNIE HILER’S SIZE 15 TENNIS  shoes swished through the tall grass as the
6-foot-4, 220-pound farmer approached the edge of his fish pond. He could see
whopper smallmouth bass jumping for bugs.  Dark rings raced across the pond.
Vernie was ready to reel a few in.
At 62, Vernie had lived all his life on this apple, peach and cherry
farm near Watervliet in southwestern Michigan. Balancing  his rod in one hand
and a can of red worms in the other, he walked briskly toward the spot where
those bass were splashing the black surface of the pond.
He never saw what bit him, hammering  his right ankle twice in a split
second.
It felt like somebody jabbed him hard with two prongs of a pitchfork.
A hot pain raged up his right leg.
“I looked down and thought, ‘My gosh,  a dog bit me.’ ”
But there was no dog. Nothing.
He limped home, sat down in the kitchen of his big farmhouse and,
pulling his sock down, showed his wife his swollen right foot.
It was Jane who spotted the two red welts, half an inch apart.
To Vernie, they looked like a pair of hornet stings, but Jane knew
better. “Vernie tried to tell me it was a wasp or a toad  or a frog,” Jane
recalls about that hot July day. “But I said, ‘Come off it — those are fang
marks.’ ”
Vernie was baffled, though:  “I didn’t see any snake or hear any       *
rattles.”
A few  weeks later, friends would kill a big massasauga rattlesnake
near the spot where Vernie was bitten.
But on that July 3, 1980 morning, when a well- camouflaged rattlesnake
attacked his foot, Vernie  never even saw a snake, much less killed one to    *
keep as proof of what got him.
That lack of evidence nearly cost Vernie Hiler his life.
In the emergency room of Memorial Hospital in St. Joseph, doctors who
examined Vernie chuckled at the big farmer’s notion that he had been chomped
by a rattler. It might make a good yarn for Vernie to take back to the Knights
of Columbus bar, but the  doctors knew better.
Go home, they told Vernie. Keep your foot elevated and put ice on it.
But by late afternoon, the pain was much worse. His right calf was
swollen to his knee, so grossly  puffed up that he could barely pull his pant
leg over it.
The Hilers returned to the emergency room, where another doctor
repeated the earlier advice, and prescribed a medication for bee sting.
Recalls Vernie Hiler: “They said there was no such thing as a poisonous
snake in Michigan.”                                                           *
THE OJIBWAY INDIANS HAD A WORD  for the stubby, sluggish snakes they   *
found on prairies and river  marshes throughout the Midwest.
Zhiishiigwe  — one that shakes its tail.
Unlike Vernie Hiler’s doctors, the Ojibways knew there were poisonous
snakes in Michigan. They knew zhiishiigwe, whose gray skin was mottled with a *
chain of brown and black blotches, was a creature to be reckoned with.
Although it generally grows no longer than 2 1/2 feet, and no fatter than two
inches, the zhiishiigwe  could cause serious injury, even death, to humans. It
came close to killing Vernie Hiler, who would later sue the doctors who didn’t
believe his story.
Eighteenth-Century British colonists reported  that the Ojibway
considered the massasauga sacred. They blew tobacco smoke over it, asking it
to protect them from harm. Today, we pay it scant attention — unless it nails
us.
July is the peak  month for snakebite in the U.S. It is on hot summer
days that humans and snakes are most likely to meet outdoors.                 *
Nationwide, between 6,000 and 8,000 cases of poisonous snakebite are
reported  each year, and between 12 and 14 people die as a result. The
massasauga — Michigan’s only poisonous reptile — has the second most potent
venom of any of the 31 species of rattlesnake in the Americas,  but its venom
supply is small compared to, say, the western diamondback. So its death toll
is also much smaller.
Poison control centers in Michigan report only about 16 massasauga
bites each  summer, and no deaths have been reported here. But for those few
who have a close encounter with a massasauga, like those few who are struck by
lightning, the experience can be dramatic and memorable.
The massasauga uses its venom to subdue its food — usually mice, frogs
and occasionally garter snakes. It attacks faster than the human eye can      *
follow, by opening its mouth wide and unfolding  two hinged, hollow fangs.
Muscles squeeze two venom glands at the back of its head, propelling poison
into the fangs that, like hypodermic needles, inject poison into the snake’s  *
prey.
Mice and  frogs fall limp to be devoured. Humans usually live to tell
about it.
ZOOLOGISTS HAVE NAMED IT SIS- trurus catenatus catenatus, but pioneers
called it “swamp rattler, “pygmy rattler,” “black snapper,”  or “black
rattler.”
In 1838, the naturalist Paruline D.E. Kirtland,  after whom a certain
rare Michigan warbler is named, noted that Ohioans were calling this stubby
rattlesnake “massasauga,”  a word white settlers concocted from two Ojibway
words —  misi, meaning “great,” and  zaagi, meaning “river mouth.”
Misi zaagi. Great river mouth. Its closest relatives, the western and
desert  massasaugas, can live in dry climates, but the eastern massasauga
demands wetland. It spends the winter months in crayfish holes, often in
marshes near streams, hibernating immersed in water and well  below the frost
line, where it will not freeze but where its skin will stay wet. Occasionally,
the snake may poke its head above water to breathe.                           *
In the spring, massasaugas move to higher,  drier ground to mate. In
August, the females bear their young live. In the fall, they move back to
lower, damper ground.
Detroit’s summer playland, Belle Isle, low and surrounded by the
Detroit River, once was home to many massasaugas until, legend has it,
18th-Century settlers turned hogs loose on the island. Hogs are a well-known
remedy for an oversupply of rattlers. They grab the snakes  with their snouts,*
tear them apart and eat them. Apparently, the snakes’ fangs merely glance off *
the pigs’ tough hides.
But the hogs didn’t finish their work; newspaper articles in the 1870s
reported sightings of rattlesnakes on Belle Isle. Now, though, naturalists
say there are no snakes at all on the island.                                 *
Today, it’s not hogs but bulldozers and suburban development that are
killing off the massasauga, not only in Michigan but throughout the Northeast
and Midwest where it is found.
“Compared to the reports I used to get from people, it’s much less
common than it  was in the late ’40s and early ’50s,” says Sherman Minton, a
retired professor of microbiology and immunology at the Indiana University
Medical School in Indianapolis. Minton is an authority on snakebite poisoning.
Still today, the massasaugas find hospitable habitats throughout the
state, even as far north as Bois Blanc Island in the Straits of Mackinac,
although none have been sighted in the Upper Peninsula .
Marshland beside the Huron River in the Kensington and Stony Creek
parks in Livingston, Oakland and Macomb counties have muck, skunk cabbage,
mayapples and cattails typical  of prime massasauga territory. These little
rattlers have been known to wriggle near the door of Kensington’s Nature
Center, or lie idly alongside trails while hikers stood nearby photographing
and videotaping  them. Once in a while they bite a visitor, usually when the
human tries to handle them.
In Lenawee County, a slope called “Rattlesnake Hill” near Adrian
overlooks wetlands stretching for miles  along the River Raisin. Here, a man
who found a 27-inch rattler on his lawn warns, “They’ll come right up and tap
on your foot.”
Along Fleming Creek in the University of Michigan’s Matthaei  Botanical
Gardens near Dixboro, the sound of massasaugas rattling has been mistaken for
crickets. But there was no confusing the rattler horticulturist Adrian O’Brien
found.
“It was in the lobby,  but we don’t want the public to know,” O’Brien
laughs. “We captured a baby in one of the greenhouses, too.” And others have
been spotted on the driveway.
Many visitors to these parks never see  the massasauga, and that’s not
surprising. It is so well camouflaged, with its dull brown, gray and black
coloring (some are dark brown or even black), that a biologist equipped with a
radio receiver and directional antenna once couldn’t locate a radio-implanted
massasauga whose pulsing signal was coming from the ground in plain view at
his feet.
Last year, a hiker never saw the massasauga  sunning itself on a trail
at the U-M Botanical Gardens until she stepped on it and it bit her toe.
Says Adrian College biology professor Craig Weatherby: “They are so
secretive, we call them  one of the unseen animals of Michigan.”
“RATTELL SNAKE,” CAPT. JOHN  Smith, leader of the English settlement in   *
Jamestown, Va., called it in 1631.
President George Washington called it the  “rattletail snake.”         *
European explorers found rattlesnakes from South America to what is now
Canada. Big ones, little ones, fat ones, long ones, hot-tempered rattlers like
the western diamondback  and weird horned ones that wriggle their way sideways
across desert sands.
Other snakes can nervously vibrate their tails, even rustling leaves to*
make a sort of false rattlesnake sound, but only rattlesnakes have rattles.
They are born with a sort of button on their tails, adding another button each
time they shed their skins, two to four times a year. The buttons are horny,
roughly acorn-shaped  and fit together loosely, as if they were shirt buttons
on a string. When vibrated rapidly, the buttons rub against each other — up
to 60 times a second — to make the characteristic rattlesnake hissing  or
buzzing sound. The noise is meant to scare away the snake’s enemies, including*
man.
The massasauga’s rattle is gentler than a diamondback’s. “You may not
recognize it if you’re thinking along the lines of television rattlesnakes,”
says Weatherby. Some who have heard it compare it to clinking ice, a swarm of
locusts, a very fast baby’s rattle, or the noise wind makes in dry grass.
The 14-inch, 2-year-old massasauga caged at the U-M Natural Sciences
Museum has six buttons on its tail. They’re not much wider than a pencil lead.
When the snake gets jittery, its tail vibrates  and becomes a buff-colored    *
blurr.
The sound is like that of a fat housefly trapped between two windows. But
it’s coming from a very frightened, potentially dangerous reptile.
IMAGINE: YOU’RE  STANDING IN THE  middle of a grassy field. Suddenly the
ground rolls beneath your feet. A long, blinding stroke of white light flashes
beside you.
Lightning!
Do you jump? Scream? Run?
Probably you hit the ground.
Now imagine that you’re a massasauga, suddenly confronted by a human
being. Let’s say it’s a 6-foot-4, 220- pound human being intent on casting
bait into a nearby pond, with no idea you are underfoot.
How would that look to you?
Rattlesnakes perceive their surroundings very differently than other
animals, even most other snakes.                                              *
Rattlers  have what are called “pit organs” on their snouts below and
in front of their eyes. These pits house delicate membranes connected by
nerves to an area of the snake’s brain that specializes in sensing  infrared  *
light radiated by warm-blooded mammals. The pit organs are a second set of
eyes that enable the rattlesnake to track dinner in perfect darkness.
What you, the massasauga, “see” with  your infrared sensing organs
would resemble a black-and-white photographic negative, with heat-radiating
areas appearing as bright spots.
So, on a hot morning near, say, a farmer’s bass pond, you might have
been stalking a field mouse, sensing heat given off by the small rodent.
Suddenly, the white-on-black image of the mouse is wiped out by a
gigantic white blob. Unknown to you,  it is the farmer, Vernie Hiler. The
white shape is huge and moving directly at you. Your belly picks up violent
tremors from the ground.
Maybe a part — we would call it a foot — of this giant mass of moving
heat clamps your small, thick body tightly against the ground. Your delicate
ribs and vertebrae grind against each other.
If you were a rattlesnake, what would you do?
VERNIE  HILER’S RUN-IN WITH A MASSASAUGA was what herpetologists call an
innocent, or legitimate, bite. He didn’t provoke the attack.
Herpetologists — those who study snakes — disagree, but many believe *
rattlers, like wasps, usually will leave you alone if you leave them alone.
U-M herpetologist Dan York believes as many as 80 percent of all bites are
provoked.
John Trestrail, associate director  of the Western Michigan Poison
Center at Blodgett Hospital in Grand Rapids, describes a classic provoked
bite:        Trestrail doesn’t recall the man’s name or where this happened —
only that a community  hospital in Michigan called the Grand Rapids poison
center asking for advice about how to medically treat a man who saw a
massasauga slither across the road in front of his car.
“He drove over  it, stopped his car, got out and went back to the snake*
to cut off its rattles as a present to his girl friend,” says Trestrail. “The
snake in its last act of defiance bit him on the thigh, and he was  severely  *
envenomated.
“Dead snakes can still bite for a few hours due to unconscious         *
neurological action,” Trestrail says. “Leave a dead snake alone is lesson No. *
1.”
Mike Hicks won’t  touch them anymore, dead or alive.
One hot summer afternoon in 1984, Hicks saw an 18-inch rattlesnake
slide under a friend’s mobile home in the hamlet of Flowerfield, about 25
miles south of  Kalamazoo, and volunteered to capture it.
Hicks is a muscular young man who makes his living cutting brush away
from rural power lines. “I didn’t figure a little bitty baby rattlesnake like
that  could hurt you.”
Hicks nabbed the snake, holding it behind the head. What happened next *
amazed him.
It was as if the snake’s mouth were made of rubber. The top of its     *
mouth folded back,  and the snake flicked its fangs backwards to stab Hicks’  *
finger.
“He nailed me twice in a split second.”
Immediately, Hicks felt the same burning pain in his arm that had
surged up Vernie  Hiler’s leg.
Right away, Hicks’ finger started turning black.
“By the time I got to Three Rivers Hospital, my finger was about three
times its normal size and half of it was pure black.  My arm swelled up four
or five times normal,” Hicks says. “It turned black all the way up to my
armpit and down to my waist. It was like a black stripe down my side.”
Snake venom is not intended  to inflict pain, suffering and death on   *
human beings. It is a highly sophisticated form of saliva.
Having injected its poison into, say, a big rat that might otherwise
fight back, the rattler  need only wait for its victim to succumb. Once the
animal collapses, the snake can begin its slow process of swallowing its prey *
whole. Meanwhile, the victim’s heart has propelled venom throughout its
system, beginning the process of tissue disintegration even before the snake’s*
stomach juices finish the job.
The blackness that Hicks’ finger, hand, arm and side displayed after
his bite was  evidence that the venom was already destroying some of his
tissues.
That reaction to a snake bite is not unusual. Typically, a massasauga  *
bite causes local pain and swelling, and perhaps nausea,  vomiting, sweating
and weakness.
The venom causes a drop in blood pressure and at the same time reduces
the ability of the blood to clot. Red blood cells leak into tissues near the
bite, causing  black-and-blue discoloration. Meanwhile, when the blood fails
to clot, there may be internal bleeding. A catastrophic hemorrhage of the
brain or other parts of the body may occur and cause death, says  Minton.
That’s the doctors’ analysis. From the rattlesnakes’ perspective, what
happened inside the bodies of Hiler and Hicks was just good chemistry.
The men were, quite literally, being  digested.
THE BAD NEWS IS THAT MASSASAUGAS are poisonous and dangerous, although
reasonable folks still disagree on how dangerous. The good news for
Michiganders is that the massasauga isn’t high-strung  or short-tempered. It
is easygoing, even lethargic.
“You can pick a massasauga up with a snake hook, and it’ll hang there  *
limp, like a wet rag,” says U-M’s York.
“They’re not inclined  to chase after you,” says Kensington Park
naturalist Bob Hotaling.
At U-M’s Botanical Gardens, a 32-inch rattler — big for a massasauga
— stopped a sixth-grade class from leaving the grounds  as it sunned itself
on a footbridge that was the only exit.
“Those boys poked it and threw sticks and stones at it and that
rattlesnake would not move,” says Pat Hopkinson, associate director  of the
Botanical Gardens. Eventually, a grounds worker captured the snake so the     *
class could cross the bridge and go home.
Compared to the western diamondback, the massasauga is downright
laid-back.  “The western diamond is the most temperamental and aggressive of
the rattlers found in the United States,” writes Laurence Klauber, author of
the authoritative, two-volume book, “Rattlesnakes: Their  Habits, Life
Histories, and Influence on Mankind.”
By comparison, he says, Michigan’s eastern massasauga is “a sluggish
snake . . . slow to bite . . . little inclined to use its rattle or to        *
threaten.”
But the massasauga has the second most toxic venom of any North
American rattlesnake, ranked behind the Mojave rattler. The venom of the
western diamondback falls well below the massasauga’s  in relative toxicity,
but with its much bigger venom glands, the diamondback carries on average 20
times more venom than a typical massasauga, whose head rarely grows bigger
than a normal human’s thumb.
Some familiar with the massasauga, like William Benninghof, former
director of the U-M Botanical Gardens, say victims of massasauga bites have
little to worry about. Of two people he knows who  were bitten at the
Botanical Gardens, Benninghof says, “The most they suffered was a rather
severe headache.
“The venom is not strong enough or extensive enough that it will endanger
the life of  an adult in good physical condition,” he contends.
But the experience of Vernie Hiler and Mike Hicks suggests otherwise. “I’ve
seen statements two or three times that there are no deadly poisonous  snakes *
in Michigan, and that’s making the assumption that the massasauga isn’t
deadly, which isn’t strictly true,” says herpetologist Minton.
“We usually take them seriously when we hear about them,” says Minton, who
has records indicating at least four people have died of massasauga bites:
* The Proceedings of the Indiana Academy of Science in 1935 reported that
in the early 1930s a healthy  10-year-old boy was bitten on a farm in
northwestern Indiana. He died, probably from internal bleeding, after
suffering for two or three days.
* In a 1940s article about the area’s history, a South  Bend newspaper
noted that a woman had died of a massasauga bite around the turn of the
century.
* The Canadian Medical Association Journal in 1957 reported on a woman in
southern Ontario who was  bitten after grabbing a massasauga she found
swimming in a lake. She was treated in a hospital, but signed herself out,
returned home and died of internal bleeding.
* An undated newspaper clipping  from southern Ontario reports that a girl
about six years old was bitten by a massasauga near the shore of Lake Huron
and later died.
And, says Minton, “I know of a case that happened near the Michigan-Indiana
line of a man who went to the hospital very soon after he was bitten. The
doctor didn’t take his story seriously, and sent him home in 20 minutes. He
did get quite ill and had coagulation problems.”
Minton was talking about Vernie Hiler.
IT WAS 3 A.M. ON JULY 4, 1980 WHEN Jane Hiler decided she couldn’t wait any
longer. The pain had spread to Vernie’s groin, and he was forced to crawl
headfirst  down the stairs of his farmhouse, dragging his grossly swollen
right leg.
“He couldn’t even get a pair of pants on, his leg was so huge,” she says.
“My son was there — we just piled him into the  car.”
This time, she didn’t bother trying Memorial Hospital. Twenty hours after
her husband was bitten, Jane Hiler swung into the emergency room parking lot
at Borgess Hospital in Kalamazoo, 30  miles from their home.
At Borgess, doctors debated what to do. They realized Vernie should have
been given antivenin — a serum made from horse antibodies to snake poison,   *
used to treat snakebite  in humans. Normally, antivenin must be given no later
than eight hours after a bite to be effective. It also poses dangers because
some people are severely allergic to the horse antibodies.
In Vernie  Hiler’s case, more than a day had passed without proper
treatment.
But the debate ended when tests showed Vernie was in grave danger.
“His blood vessels were beginning to break the skin. He was beginning to
bleed. His urine was straight blood,” Jane recalls.
At 11 p.m. on July 4, 36 hours after he was bitten, physicians began to
give Vernie the antiven intravenously.
“They were  not positive that the serum wouldn’t kill him, but they said
he was going to die if they didn’t give it to him,” she says.
Vernie spent eight days in the hospital. He suffered a severe allergic
reaction to the antivenin, and didn’t fully recover for several months.
Later, the Hilers would sue the emergency room doctors who didn’t believe
Vernie, a consulting doctor, their professional physicians’ group, Memorial
Hospital and the Western Michigan Poison Center in Grand Rapids. At the poison
center, John Trestrail had advised against treating Vernie’s wound as a
snakebite. There is  no room for guessing, he says, because the antivenin
medication is so powerful.
“There was no evidence of a snake,” he says now. “There was a puncture,   *
and we were trying to figure it out — was  this a snakebite or a thorn? I
like to have the snake in a jar.”                                             *
In their lawsuit, the Hilers accused Memorial Hospital and the emergency
room physicians of malpractice and negligence. An attorney  who defended the
doctors suggested that Vernie’s injuries may have resulted from his own
negligence, apparently in not keeping his eye out for snakes in the grass.    *
In February 1985, the Hilers’  case was settled out of court.
After their attorney subtracted fees and expenses, the couple received
only $9,421 of the $20,000 award.
But Vernie Hiler thinks he sent the St. Joseph doctors  a memo that should
be posted in every hospital emergency room:
“When a man says he’s got snakebite, treat him immediately.”
AFTER A SNAKEBITE
IF YOU ARE BITTEN BY A POISONOUS SNAKE:                                       *
* Stay  calm; don’t exert yourself.
* Keep the limb that was bitten below the level of your heart.
* If there is pain or swelling, draw a circle around the swollen area with
a ballpoint pen and repeat  this every 10 minutes. This will give physicians a
measure of how rapidly venom is attacking the body.
* Call your family doctor or, better, the emergency room of the nearest
hospital to report that  you’ve been bitten by a poisonous snake. If you know *
what kind of snake it is, let them know.                                      *
* Don’t cut across the fang punctures and suck out the venom. The risk of
mutilation, artery damage and  infection outweigh any good the incision would
do.
* Don’t put ice on the wound.
* Don’t use a tourniquet.
CUTLINE:
Previous page: A snake’s view of farmer Vernie Hiler as he walks through  the *
field where a massasauga bit him.
An eastern massasauga rattlesnake at the Detroit Zoo.
***

KEYWORDS: RATTLESNAKE; SNAKE; MICHIGAN; GUIDELINE                             *

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GOP blackmail

Mr. Obama said Mr. Boehner had stopped returning his calls when it became clear that rank-and-file House Republicans would not agree to raise revenues on wealthy Americans as part of a debt-reduction deal, despite Mr. Obama’s concessions on reducing future spending for Medicare, Medicaid and Social Security.

— The New York Times, July 23, 2011

By Joel Thurtell

It’s not enough that Obama caved into Republicans’ extortion by compromising social programs so the rich could keep their tax breaks.

Now the Grand Old Party wants their cake and eat it too.

No compromise.

Republicans want to let their wealthy patrons keep their tax breaks. Period. End of story.

They won’t even settle for cuts in programs that benefit normal, unwealthy Americans.

Pigs that they are, Republicans would rather send the entire country into default than tax their rich puppet-masters.

If we miss our Social Security payments thanks to a federal default, we won’t forget who brought it about.

If our Medicare gets slashed, our Social Security cut back thanks to Republican brinksmanship, we will not forget that they were the ones who made us run-of-the-mill Americans, the ones who can’t pay for political clout, into pawns of their nasty power game.

Republicans just can’t bring themselves to raise taxes on rich Americans.

It will not be forgotten.

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Blame overdue

By Joel Thurtell

“I strongly support Senator McConnell’s efforts to avoid a default on our nation’s debt, and the last-case emergency proposal he outlined yesterday to ensure that Republicans aren’t unduly blamed for failure to raise the debt ceiling,” said Senator John McCain, Republican of Arizona.

The New York Times, July 14, 2011

Am I dreaming?

John McCain wants “to ensure that Republicans aren’t unduly blamed for failure to raise the debt ceiling”?

Does he think we’ve lost all sense of recent history?

Who but Republicans are responsible for forcing this debt ceiling brinkmanship on the nation and the world?

Which of our two political parties has been threatening to put the country in default unless government as we know it is not dismantled according to their infantile vision of how things should be?

Pardon me for prodding collective memory, but am I mistaken that it was the Republican party en masse who have held the debt ceiling hostage to their ideological posturing?

Now they don’t want to be “unduly blamed” for the results of a default that they have been threatening to make happen unless they got their spoiled rich kid way.

Come on, McCain, face it: We are in a mess that was created by a bunch of rich Republicans who have behaved like thugs willing to take down the nation’s and the world’s economy if they don’t get their way.

I assure you, John McCain, that if bad things happen, Republicans will not be “unduly blamed.”

The GOP will be seen for the destructive force that it is.

The blame will be on the Republican party, and richly deserved.

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Poetry, or…

Peppermint Patti

Peppermint Patti

By Peppermint Patti

JOTR Columnist

I pray that the Great Dog in the Sky will spare me, Sophie, from two-leggers who think they are poets.

My male biped suffers from this affliction.

Creative he is not, but thinks he is.

It is something, Sophie, to suffer through one of his recitals.

You want a translation?

Be aware: Two-legger talk is what they call “gutter-all,” meaning it is low-down and full of weird sounds. It does not convert well to honest woofs, barks and whines.

But I’ll give you the gist of it.

You tell me if this is poetry:

Her name is Patti the Dog.

Her name is Patti the Dog.

Her name is Patti,

Her name is Patti,

Her name is Patti the Dog.

She’s the best of all dogs,

The best of all dogs,

The best of all possible dogs.

What do you think, Sophie?

Poetry?

Don’t have an opinion?

I forgot — you’re a Black Lab.

Okay, I’ll do your thinking for you.

Wait! Ahhhh!

A fly, Sophie.

Very tasty.

There is a word for this kind of composition.

It is not poetry, in my dog’s opinion.

It sort of has meter.

Meter does not a poem make.

Rhyme? Only from repeating syllables.

That is false rhyme.

It makes fake poetry.

What is the word we’re looking for, Sophie?

It is so close, so close, you may not see it.

Have you ever been in a doghouse, Sophie?

Warm, getting warmer.

Yes! You hit it?

Not poetry, my dear two-legged owner.

You’re in a league with us puppies.

Not poetry but doggone it, he has composed —

Doggerel!

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Who’s greedy?

By Joel Thurtell

Some independent bookstores are — gasp!! — charging admission to book signings.

What nerve!

Book signings are cultural events.

Book signings give regular people a chance to mix with a famous or maybe not-so-famous author, hear the wise person speak and maybe express some thoughts of their own. They are part of the social fabric!

Charge admission?

Holy temerity!

What do I think of the practice?

Great idea.

Except it doesn’t go far enough.

I read the June 22, 2011 New York Times article about book event fees without getting any sense that the bookstores who are selling tickets to author events are sharing the fee with authors.

Oh, the bookstore people complain about people who shop their stories, heft the books, chat up the sales people and then in plain view comparison price shop on their cell phones. They watch people enter their book events with books already bought online, or leave the event without buying a book so they can order it online.

I commiserate with the bookstore owners. Their patrons are not patrons at all, but freeloaders.

But I still want to know why they’re pocketing the fee without sharing any of it with the author.

I know the answer. The bookstore owners are no different than their freeloading customers. Like their don’t-wannabe-customers, the stores want their cake and eat it, too.

No doubt, they will argue that the author gets compensated through royalties paid by the publisher.

I’ll tell you how that works in the case of a book I wrote with photos by my friend and co-author, Patricia Beck. UP THE ROUGE! PADDLING DETROIT’S HIDDEN RIVER was published two years ago by Wayne State University Press.

When it comes to book events, our high water mark occurred when the Library of Michigan named UP THE ROUGE! a Michigan Notable Book for 2010. The state library awarded grants to local libraries, which allowed them to pay us Notable Book authors $300 (Pat and I split the fee) for appearing at a library-sponsored book signing. Libraries have been great about paying fees. And the fees, while not huge, at least compensate us in case we sell few or no books.

But there is another aspect of selling our book at libraries that most people don’t understand. We purchase quantities of our books from the publisher at a 40 percent discount. That is to say, we buy them wholesale, at the same price a retail book store would pay. We get to charge the difference between wholesale and retail, which in the case of UP THE ROUGE! is $14. So, if Pat and I sell a book at a library, we split $14. That’s seven bucks apiece.

But if our book is sold at a bookstore event, guess how much we make? The terms of our contract with the publisher don’t allow us to sell books from our private stash. All we get are royalties, which amount to 63 cents each per book.

Sixty-three cents for Pat.

Sixty-three cents for me.

Gasoline right now is priced somewhere around four bucks a gallon.

Recently, a friend excitedly told me that he’d seen UP THE ROUGE! for sale in a store. He spoke to the manager, told her he knows one of the authors and the manager said she’d love to schedule a book signing for us.

Wow! A chance to meet the public, talk about the book, maybe sell a few copies.

But wait.

Let’s say the event is 25 miles away. My Honda CR-V gets 25 miles to the gallon if conditions are just right. That’s a 50-mile round trip. Two gallons of gas @ $4 means I’ll spend eight bucks on gas.

Divide eight bucks by 63 cents a book in royalties.

The store will have to sell 13 copies of the book just to cover our gas.

What if I get hungry from all that talking and signing? The hamburger and shake are on me.

My name is not Joan Didion.

People don’t stand in line to see me.

I have gone to book signings where the room was packed with “fans,” and no books were sold.

If that happened where the store was charging admission, I would be pretty bitter.

I’d be reaping the “short” profit of 63 cents per book, assuming somebody bought a copy.

Meantime, the bookseller is pocketing the proceeds of ticket sales along with the 40-percent markup on the book.

See what I mean? The store gets $14 for each book sold, plus the admission fee of five or 10 bucks per person. Some stores let the customer apply the fee to the purchase of a book. But whose book? Mine or some other author’s?

Where is my share?

I understand the anger of book vendors who watch people enter their store to kick tires, then buy the books online.

But bookstore owners need to kick the freeloading habit, too.

To be really fair, booksellers ought to share not just the admission fee, but part of their 40 or 50 or 60 percent markup with authors.

Otherwise, how are the booksellers any different than the tire-kicking leeches who so offend them?

Bookstores need to make sure the authors who make their events possible get a share of the take.

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Loosely speaking

By Joel Thurtell

I still have not found the story I wrote about a Farmington museum’s quest for the site of its outhouse.

This is driving me nuts.

You’d think it would be easy to search.

The lead of the story called the concept of seeking a lost privy “a crappy idea.”

Well, I’ve searched and searched the database containing — so I thought — every article I wrote over 23 years for the Detroit Free Press.

Zilch.

No “crappy idea.”

Too bad.

Because in that story, I theorized that the search might turn up the DNA of a POTUS.

You know, a President of the United States.

The President was Theodore Roosevelt, who visited the Governor Warner Mansion in Farmington in the early 1900s and may even have spent a night there.

I figure if Roosevelt spent any time there, and for sure if he spent the night, he would have used the loo.

Far from being “a crappy idea,” then, the quest for Gov. Warner’s outhouse is fraught with historical significance.

Finding the governor’s biffy could morph into discovering the President’s poop!

While the bad news is that I simply can’t locate that “crappy idea” in my DFP database, I have nonetheless some good news.

I got such a kick out of writing that crappy lead and seeing it in the Free Press that sometime later I tried it again.

Different set of facts, but the subject was the same: outhouses.

This one not only made the paper, but it stuck to the paper’s electronic library.

The story is about a guy named — I kid you not! — John Loose.

Here, published with permission of the Detroit Free Press, is that crappy old outhouse story:

Headline: FLUSH WITH LOVE FOR OUTHOUSES
Sub-Head: WHAT STARTED AS A GAG FOR A TROY MAN HAS BECOME  AN AWARD-WINNING DEVOTION TO THE PRIVY
Byline:  BY JOEL THURTELL
Pub-Date: 9/27/2005
For nine years, says John Loose, it’s been a pretty crappy hobby.
The backsliding for Loose, 51, an information technology expert from Troy, began in 1996, when – purely as a lark, he says – he created a Web site celebrating a once staple though now declining piece of American architecture.
The outhouse.
Back then, a Web surfer who stumbled onto www.jldr.com would have seen a collection of photos of a subject Loose, at the time, knew very little about: priviology.
Loose soon found there are  many people fascinated by the lore of the loo.
His Web site and snail mailbox soon filled with unsolicited pictures of privies, yarns about johns, jokes about jakes, books about backhouses and models (nonworking) of Mrs. Murphys.
Now, the outhouse Web site offers huge tracts of correspondence from self-styled privy experts around the world. And there’s Loose’s photographic “Outhouses of America Tour,” showing backhouses from the boondocks of Michigan to the yard of a Pennsylvania mansion. He also peddles privy books, videotapes and other pit-stop paraphernalia.
Loose’s unremitting devotion to knickknacks of the necessary earned him this year’s Crescent Moon Award.
He was notified last week by the owners of a country store in Gravel Switch, Ky., that he was the lucky winner. According to Penn’s Store, the award has been given 14 times and is coveted.
“There’s a whole world of outhouse people,” Jeanne Penn Lane, a co-owner of the store, said Thursday.
Crescent Moon refers to the symbol often cut into the doors of outhouses to provide moonlight at night. Given its purpose, it wasn’t wise to light a lamp in an outhouse.
The award is for “contributions and efforts in promoting the outhouse with dignity,” according to the store’s Web site, www.pennsstore.com.
Loose was invited to visit Gravel Switch to receive the award Saturday. That’s when Penn’s Store, which claims to be the nation’s oldest country store under one family’s ownership, will hold its annual Great Outhouse Blowout, complete with races.
“I said, ëI don’t think I will be able to make it down there,’ ” Loose said Sunday. “That’s a long drive to pick up a piece of paper, or a trophy – I have no idea what.”
And if the award turned out to be toilet paper, wellÖ
Not that Loose is down on outhouse races. He travels each winter to Trenary to photograph, videotape and help promote the Upper Peninsula town’s annual outhouse races. Anyone can enter who has one, call it what you will – a nessy, Roosevelt, Sears seat, outback, Dooley, whatever.
A couple of years ago, Loose received a beat-up package from England. It was from the Thomas Crapper Co. and contained soaps and bath gels with the company’s antique logo.
This latter-day interest in outdoor toilets might have amused the firm’s 19th-Century founder, Thomas Crapper. It was he who contributed to the demise of the pit toilet. Not that Crapper invented the flush toilet. That development may have happened in England as early as the 16th Century.
But it was Crapper who gave his name, albeit unwittingly and posthumously, to the water-powered contraption that made biffies seem crude, stinky places that were either too hot or too cold for the business transacted in them.
Thomas Crapper died in 1910, four years before the world war that sent thousands of U.S. soldiers to England, where they saw Crapper’s name on flush toilets in private homes, hotels and even royal palaces.
There’s a now-impolite word for human waste that sounds much like his surname. This word may have its origins in a Low German word that means and sounds the same.
Thus, the confluence of “crap” and “Crapper” led the World War I doughboys – so Loose theorizes – to fuse the words. “Water closet” became synonymous with “crapper.”
Linguists have a fitting word for it: Back-formation.
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Midwest Book Review: CROSS PURPOSES = ‘poignant read’

By JOTR staff

CROSS PURPOSES, the latest book from upstart startup Hardalee Press, just got a five-star rating from Midwest Book Review.

“Why compete with the other news reporters when your own paper presents plenty of competition already?” notes MBR of author Joel Thurtell’s novel. ” ‘Cross Purposes’ is a poignant read that will entertain as well as make one think about the status of media.”

Remarked reviewer Fiona Lowther: “This book is so different that it’s difficult to describe. It is, however, bitingly witty — to the point where I laughed aloud several times while reading it. It’s a novel — a roman à clef? — about what would happen if one of today’s big-city dailies were to cover the Crucifixion. Now, I know that doesn’t sound very funny — and in one way, it isn’t: But just as the death of Jesus was a tragedy that became a triumph with His Resurrection, CROSS PURPOSES delineates the tragedy of today’s mainstream Journalism — and it’s only with an understanding of what’s going on that readers may be able to turn the tragedy of today’s newspapers into a triumph by recognizing the situation and seeking alternative publications and online blogs that will take us back to the days of hard-core investigative Journalism and crusading publishers and editors — and reporters who were willing to dig deep to get the facts and give them to the public.

“Aside of that, read this book for its entertainment value: It would make one heck of a good movie; I couldn’t help casting the characters as I read it — and I’ll bet many readers will do the same.

“Don’t miss this one; I have a feeling that it will be one of the most talked-about books of the year.”

Wrote former Detroit Free Press and Los Angeles Times columnist Mike Downey: “A Detroit newspaper covers the crucifixion! Stop the presses! Now there’s a story you don’t see in the media every day!”

Before his death, Detroit Free Press managing editor and publisher Neal Shine read CROSS PURPOSES and told Thurtell: “Really enjoyed it. All you need is an imprimatur from the Church of Rome.”

Subtitled IF NEWSPAPERS HAD COVERED THE CRUCIFIXIONCROSS PURPOSES is a primer on hubris, arrogance, prejudice, greed and ambition as driving forces in the news industry.

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Thank God it’s (not) Friday

By Joel Thurtell

Okay, I have to admit: I had a lot of fun those last couple years working at the Detroit Free Press.

When managers weren’t trying to fire me for giving $$ to the Dems, they pretty much left me alone.

I was parked in a niche, now extinct, called the Community Free Press.

I learned when I first came to the Free Press back in ’84 that bosses seldom paid attention to the work of reporters covering the burbs.

If you were on a fast-track career trajectory, that was not good.

But if you were looking to have a lot of fun doing journalism, the lack of managerial scrutiny was a godsend.

When the cat’s asleep, reporters can stay busy doing what pleases them.

Why am I having these thoughts nearly four years after I retired from that spiraling-downward rag?

Well, I just bought an iMac computer, and I was transferring my Free Press stories to its hard drive when I decided to assemble a collection of stories about a subject that interested me back in the day.

Outhouses.

You, know, biffies, privies, the necessary, that four-by-four-foot square wooden frame structure people used before they got plumbing.

I was searching vainly for a story I wrote about the Governor Warner mansion in Farmington and its historian’s quest for the site of the governor’s privy.

In the lead to my story, I called it “a crappy idea.”

So far, I have not found that story. Did the Free Press librarians forget to file it?

Doggone!

But I did bump into one of those first-person stories I wrote for the Community Free Press.

It ran in September 2007 a couple months before I retired from the Free Press. It was one of those times when working on a newspaper gave me a chance to re-live a wacky thing I’d done many years before. The opportunity came about by chance. I’d written a story about vintage tractors in Canton Township, Michigan. I worked on farms when I was young and drove tractors. For the Canton story, I ran an old International tractor and in my story I mentioned how once upon a time I drove a friend’s 1940s Friday Tractor Co. orchard tractor 55 mph down a country road. Fifty-five is pretty fast for a tractor.

I never expected my yarn to ring a bell. Not many Friday tractors were made, and I figured nobody outside southwestern Michigan would know what I was writing about.

Lo and behold, soon after the story ran, I got a call from a guy in Brownstown Township south of Detroit. He knew a lot more than I did. He collects Friday tractors.

Here’s the story, run with permission of the Detroit Free Press:

WHO NEEDS CEDAR POINT? WHAT A THRILL!

BY JOEL THURTELL
Pub-Date: 9/30/2007
DOWNRIVER
I’ll never forget the experience – driving down a wooded country road at freeway speed.
On a tractor. It wasn’t just any tractor.
It was a Friday orchard tractor.
Might as well call it a racing tractor. With a Chrysler truck engine and transmission, I had that baby rolling at 55 m.p.h., which in the gas-short early 1970s was indeed the freeway speed limit.
So when Tim Mentzert of Flat Rock told me he had two operational Friday tractors, I blurted out, “Hey, can I drive one?”
“Oh, yeah, you can take it out.”
Then he told me some things I didn’t know when I drove that Friday way back when. On one of his Fridays, the universal rotates between the driver’s ankles.
“Better not have shoelaces,”  Mentzert quipped. “That’s dangerous.”
Mentzert says that one Friday Tractor Co. product was nicknamed “widow-maker.” It’s a three-wheeled cherry picker, and “10 or 12 feet off the ground, if you got off-balance, you’d fall and be dead,” he said.
A power hoe manufactured at Dave Friday’s Hartford plant “could take your leg off. It’s really crude, just like everything else he had. He was a cobbler. I have stuff I know is stock, and I wonder why is there such crappy welds all over it? I heard that the company went under because so many people got killed on them,” he said about Friday orchard tractors
like the one I drove. “Kids would race them, and the braking system just don’t work.”
I learned from another Friday aficionado, George Randall of Springfield, Mass., that safety, or lack thereof, didn’t run Friday out of the tractor biz. His handmade tractors simply couldn’t compete with mass-produced John Deeres and Internationals.
Still, what Mentzert said was sobering. But I didn’t drive down to Brownstown to be scared off by poor safety features. My recollection of that wild ride down Paw Paw Road aboard a bouncing Friday is fading. I wanted to renew it. Mentzert was game.
He had me ride the bright red Friday, the one with the exposed universal. He started the engine and I watched that universal spinning between my feet. My shoes had laces, too.  Mentzert shifted the Friday into low gear and I drove it around the yard a few times. Then he fired up another Friday, a rusty old relic that belched blue smoke as he raced it up
and down Arsenal. Then it was my turn.
There was a cover over this one’s U-joint, I was happy to see. Mentzert warned me to let the engine do the braking because the actual brakes were, well, not too actual. He shifted it into highway gear, and in that high gear it took a lot of revs and an easy touch on the clutch to get it moving.
Once moving, that tractor wanted to go. I was thankful for that elementary school next door to the Mentzert place. There were three paved lanes in front of the school – a great place for decelerating and turning a tractor. My main problem was cars. For some reason, traffic kept wanting to use the street that I was turning into a drag strip for agricultural
vehicles. I was constantly swiveling my neck on the lookout for cars.
In the office earlier, a colleague who as a teen had raised her grandfather’s ire by racing tractors on his dairy farm warned me not to hit anything on the road. Tractors don’t have springs or shock absorbers, so if they hit something at high speed, they might become, well, slightly unstable, my friend said.
I thought about this as Tim’s dad, Butch Mentzert, mused about the Friday’s habit of bucking when its tires get out of balance. I managed to screw up a turnaround, killing the engine with my clumsy clutch work just as a car came (slowly and watchfully) toward me. I learned to gun the engine hard to build up speed and keep the engine running.
The tractor would have gone much faster than I wanted to go. I could picture hitting something or having a car turn out of a subdivision in front of me.
If I’d had to stop fast, it wouldn’t have happened. I tried the brakes. I pushed hard. There was a rasping sound, but not much happened until the tractor coasted nearly to a stop. Then the brakes held it fast.
But for a few seconds on each run, I had it really sailing along. It didn’t buck. I didn’t hit anything. The engine roared, I smelled something hot (the clutch) and blue smoke shot out the muffler. Who needs Cedar Point? What a thrill!
We guessed 30 m.p.h. was as fast as I had it going. Not as fast as the 55 m.p.h. I hit in my youth, but fast enough to refresh my memory.
The next day, George Randall told me a story that took the edge off that thrill: “It’s not hard to go 55. There’s a story about how David Friday sold a tractor to a local farmer who came up with his hired hand and bought the tractor, and the hired hand was driving it home and lost control and flipped the tractor into the ditch, and the hired hand got killed.”
Hmmm. Maybe even 30 m.p.h. is a mite fast for a tractor.
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Ambassador lies

By Joel Thurtell

How many lies to you count in this historicbridges.org description of Matty Moroun’s Ambassador Bridge?

This bridge may span between Detroit, Michigan and Windsor, Ontario, but this bridge is truly Windsor’s bridge. A well-maintained and extensive park and river-walk exists east of the bridge and from this location absolutely spectacular and unobstructed views of the bridge can be had. A city street also runs parallel to the approach spans of the bridge offering excellent views of the approach system.

In contrast, photographing the bridge is nearly impossible in Detroit, since the bridge is surrounded by private property and razor wire cyclone fence. The only riverside park near the bridge is extremely small and was shrunk even more when Detroit International Bridge Company bought up some of the land. In addition, HistoricBridges.org has read reports of photographers in this park being harassed by Detroit International Bridge Company security guards (who patrol the lands bought up by the Detroit International Bridge Company around the bridge) even if the photographer is on public property, such as in the riverside park, and thus not in violation of any law.

Anyone wishing to visit the Ambassador Bridge is strongly recommended to do so from the Windsor side. The Detroit side is not even remotely worth the trouble.

Well, let’s get started.

(Lie 1) This bridge is truly Windsor’s bridge.

Really? Its owner lives in Grosse Pointe, which last I knew was situated in the United States, near Detroit. The Ambassador Bridge is owned by a company calling itself the “Detroit International Bridge Company.”

Ain’t Detroit in the U.S.?

(Lie 2) Photographing the bridge is nearly impossible in Detroit, since the bridge (Lie 3) is surrounded by private property and (Lie 4) razor wire cyclone fence.

Actually, taking pictures of the Ambassador Bridge from the U.S. side is a piece of cake, given that Matty’s property is NOT surrounded by “private property”, nor is there “razor wire cyclone fence” to stop a photographer.

Fact is, Detroit’s public Riverside Park abuts the bridge property. After 9/11, Matty fenced off a section of the public park illegally and hung up phony “Homeland Security” warning signs. Even so, it was easy to take close photos from public park property, as I did on September 22, 2008 before one of Mattys’ security guards ran me out of the public park with lies about “homeland security” and restrictions on photography that were equally lies.

(Lie 5) The only riverside park near the bridge is extremely small and (Lie 6) was shrunk even more when Detroit International Bridge Company bought up some of the land.

Riverside Park is a decent-sized park with picnic tables and a walk alongside the Detroit River, with everywhere a nice view of Windsor as well as the Ambassador Bridge. The park also has a boat launch, illegally closed by Matty are 9/11 and due to re-open sometime this summer. Matty and his DIBC did not buy part of the park. Matty STOLE a piece of the park, wrecking basketball courts and knocking down shade trees so he could store construction material rent-free. The city of Detroit is in court trying to evict Matty from public property he seized illegally. Anybody who says he bought this property is a liar.

In addition, HistoricBridges.org has read reports of photographers in this park being harassed by Detroit International Bridge Company security guards (who patrol the lands (Repeat Lie 6) bought up by the Detroit International Bridge Company around the bridge) even if the photographer is on public property, such as in the riverside park, and thus not in violation of any law.

Within most broadside lies, there will be a kernel of truth. The tip of the hat to verity in this pack of crap is the statement that photographers have been harassed by Matty’s guards. But it is only a half-truth. I wrote about my September 22, 2008 experience with one of Matty’s shotgun-totin’ goons. Others reported similar experiences. All happened in Riverside Park on public property. Matty did not, repeat, DID NOT, purchase any portion of Riverside Park.

The issue of who possesses this land is more important than clicking some images. That piece of public park that Matty does not own is smack dab where he needs to put his proposed new bridge. Without that city land, his so-called twin bridge is dead long before it nears the water.

Matty wishes he owned the park. But he doesn’t. Last week, a band of citizens dismantled his illegal fence and took possession of the section of park Matty pilfered.

How long will it take for historicbridges.org to replace their lies with facts?

Anyone wishing to visit the Ambassador Bridge is strongly recommended to do so from the Windsor side. (Lie 7) The Detroit side is not even remotely worth the trouble.

Au contraire, the Detroit side is very much worth the trouble. It is where the real action is. The Canadians have Matty under control. It is the U.S. system that he’s corrupted by paying huge retainers to Michigan legislators to buy opposition to a new public bridge that would compete with his monopoly on truck traffic between the U.S. and Canada. If you want to take pictures, by all means, aim your lens at Matty’s bridge from the U.S. side. These days, the risk of being hassled by Matty’s goons is minimal. He learned the hard way back in 2008 that messing with photographers can be bad for PR.

But back to my original question: Did I catch all the lies in that note? If you see a lie that I missed, please post a comment or drop me a line a joelthurtell@gmail.com



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