By Joel Thurtell
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I want to apologize to readers for dowsing them with the backwoods locutions and curious grammaticisms of my recent guest writer, Luke Warm.
I had no idea Mr. Warm would wax on in such extraordinarily inappropriate language on the questionable topic of hunting Osama Bin Laden in the hills of eastern Los Angeles.
Having said that, I must concede that I have no real control over Mr. Warm, since he and I both operate in the normal conditions of the blogosphere — without copy editors or any other brake to stop us from publishing absurdities.
I suppose I could fire Mr. Warm, but without him, who would write content while I’m at lunch or on vacation?
Mr. Warm’s credentials impressed me. They seemed to fill a big void here at joelontheroad.com because unlike me, Mr. Warm actually has a formal academic Journalism degree.
Yes he does! It’s more than I, the proprietor of this blog, can claim.
Mr. Warm’s degree is from the Blovia Institute of North or South Carolina. The Blovia Institute is fully accredited by the Accreditation Association of Accreditors and the Accreditors Association of Accreditation, or AAA-AAA.
You can’t do better than Triple-A-Squared.
That’s why I’m kind of disappointed in the quality so far of Mr. Warm’s writing.
I thought his work would add some luster to my blog.
Guess I was wrong.
Oh well, too late to change.
Afraid I’m stuck with Luke Warm.
Where else could I find a writer who works without pay?
So let’s welcome Luke Warm to the blogosphere, aka the Internet Sweatshop.
Contact me at joelthurtell(at)gmail.com
Now that’s funny. You may have a whole new Jekyl/Hyde career commentating on Mr. Warm’s tergiversational ramblings.
If nothing else, it proves that the guy without a J degree is a smarter, savvier, more witty and erudite writer than your Warm friend with his vaunted Triple-A-Squared bloviatorily accreditative degree.
And yes, we know that Dr. Jekyll spells his name with two L’s; but like the one-l lama, we didn’t want to put an extra ‘l’ in Joell.
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