Tag Archives: constitution

‘What Matty wants’

Posted on June 23, 2012 by hro50ta1

By Joel Thurtell Confused by all the mumbo-jumbo we’re hearing from Matty Moroun’s public relations whores? Here’s a simple suggestion for cutting through the crap. Whenever you see a statement from one of the billionaire Ambassador Bridge owner’s PR goons … Continue reading →

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Not so sure about you

Posted on January 7, 2011 by hro50ta1

By Ray Judicata JOTR Legal Expert This is a speech I gave to the Limpieza de Sangre Society at its national convention in Knownothing, Indiana. I gotta say, some of those Limpieza folks are real kooks. They’re so far to … Continue reading →

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Unconstitutional = whatever bugs Matty

Posted on July 15, 2010 by hro50ta1

By Spike Kopee JOTR Copy Editor Normally, we copy editors like to stay anonymous. We glower under our green eye shades, slash the copy of hireling writers and toss insults at those reporters brave enough to object to the lavish … Continue reading →

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Hold your applause, hold your nose

Posted on September 6, 2008 by admin

[donation] By Joel Thurtell Beethoven was correct: Self-coronations are disgusting affairs, full of arrogance, deceit, cunning and unbridled ambition. In 1803, the composer genius was ready to dedicate his 3rd Symphony to Napoleon Bonaparte when the First Consul of France … Continue reading →

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